For the 2026/27 season, I've decided to give fantasy football another go.
Yes, again.
Every season, I convince myself that this will be the year I take fantasy football seriously. I pick a team, make a few questionable transfers, forget to check my bench at some point and then quietly lose interest a few months later.
So naturally, this year I've made the sensible decision to play two fantasy games.
One I've played before. One is completely new. And somehow, I'm expecting the second one to go better.
Two games. Twice the opportunity for chaos.
There's the usual Fantasy Premier League, which I've played on and off for years and still haven't really figured out.
Then there's WSL Fantasy. I've spent years following women's football, talking about it and building content around it, so an official fantasy game feels like a pretty good excuse to follow the leagues in a completely different way.
FPL gives me the Premier League, a £100m budget and absolutely no guarantee that I know what I'm doing.
WSL Fantasy should be slightly different. I spend far too much time watching women's football, so surely some of that knowledge has to be useful.
Or, more realistically, I now have twice as many opportunities to make terrible decisions.
Think you can beat me?
Honestly, probably.
I've created leagues for both games, so if you fancy joining me for the season, you're very welcome to come and see how far above me you can finish.
theFFM FPL Support Group
Join the league and make my bad decisions look worse.theFFM WSL Freshers
New game. New league. Same questionable management.The plan.
The theory is simple.
Five easy steps.
Then repeat until something goes horribly wrong.
I'm not going to pretend this is a serious fantasy football analysis site.
I'm not a fantasy expert, and I'm certainly not about to start pretending that I've discovered some secret formula for finding the perfect captain.
Pick players you like. Overthink everything. Regret nothing.
Except the captain.
So what's actually different this time?
This is where the experiment comes in.
The challenge isn't really to become some fantasy football expert or suddenly start making brilliant decisions every single Gameweek.
The challenge is much simpler.
Can I actually stick with it?
That's the experiment.There'll be teams, transfers, Gameweeks, captain choices, occasional good decisions and quite a lot of "why the hell did I do that?"
At some point, I will almost certainly captain Lauren James purely because she's Lauren James. That is not analysis. That is a lifestyle choice.
And if I disappear...
If I disappear halfway through the season, please assume one of two things has happened: I've forgotten to set my team for three consecutive Gameweeks, or I've quietly lost interest again.
Either way, that answers the question.
I am not a fantasy football expert. I'm just winging it.
So, welcome to the experiment.
Two fantasy games. Two teams. A season full of decisions that will probably look sensible right up until they don't.
I'll be sharing the teams, the transfers, the Gameweek reviews and all the moments where I convince myself that I've finally worked fantasy football out.
There will probably be some good decisions. There will definitely be some terrible ones.
The real question is whether I still remember I have a team in a month's time.